{"id":3964,"date":"2011-04-22T14:52:03","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T18:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.elfster.com\/?p=3964"},"modified":"2023-02-21T18:21:16","modified_gmt":"2023-02-21T23:21:16","slug":"an-open-letter-from-the-easter-bunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elfster.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/22\/an-open-letter-from-the-easter-bunny\/","title":{"rendered":"An Open Letter From the Easter Bunny"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"An<\/p>\n

To My Adoring Public,<\/p>\n

It has come to my attention that my approval rating has taken a dive down the proverbial rabbit hole in recent weeks.\u00a0 While I\u2019ve still got a good number of \u201cbelievers, the Facebook polls don\u2019t lie<\/a>.<\/p>\n

My agent seems to think this little slump might have something to do with my escapades in the off-season. (Hey, I\u2019m a rabbit.) He\u2019s even gone so far as to suggest a quick visit to the vet to correct the problem. With my bunnyhood at stake, I feel that I must offer some explanation of my behavior.<\/p>\n

Having to live up to the impossibly white and downy fluff of the bunnies featured in Cadbury ads, and the boundless enthusiasm of the Energizer mascot in commercials, I have to say, I\u2019m under an awful lot of pressure. Not normally prone to \u201cperformance anxiety\u201d, you can imagine the toll this has taken on my self-esteem.<\/p>\n

That is why I humbly ask for a little recognition. I would greatly appreciate your continued support in Easters to come\u2026 Those colored eggs don\u2019t hide themselves, you know!<\/p>\n

Sincerely,
\nThe Easter Bunny<\/p>\n

PS- I hear Santa gets cookies\u2026<\/p>\n

<\/h5>\n
Photo credits: Ibrahim Iujaz<\/a><\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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