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\nOn your mistletoes! Today is your final chance to grab those last-minute holiday gifts before Santa beats you to the tree. Now, we elves have spent an entire month posing for pictures in department stores across the globe, and frankly, our cheeks are getting tired\u2026 This\u00a0Elf Week\u00a0Mall Duty March<\/a> sure has been a doozy!\n<\/p>\n

\nWild reindeer couldn\u2019t drag us back into the mall after this rigorous event, but if Christmas snuck up on you, you might still have some last minute items to pick-up. Unfortunately, it\u2019s a bit late for online shopping delivery, so you\u2019ve basically got no choice but to brave the mall. Whatever you do, don\u2019t panic! Just take a quick gander at these informative Elf Help articles, and you\u2019ll be ready to crank the sleigh back into shopping mode in no time\u2026\n<\/p>\n

\n\u2022 Shopping Therapy: Mall Stress-Busters<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\n\u2022 Man-Up at the Mall: A Guy\u2019s Holiday Game Plan
\n<\/a>\n<\/p>\n

\nNow, here\u2019s what we\u2019ve been up to all day with the Mall Duty March\u2026\n<\/p>\n

Current Standings<\/h4>\n

\nElf Adrian<\/strong> has officially yelled \u201cDibs!\u201d the loudest, earning First Place in this claims-staking event of the March. Apparently, he spotted an Amazon.com gift card he\u2019s been jonesing for all year, and simply couldn\u2019t contain himself. In case you\u2019re wondering, volume is measured not by calibrating boring old decibels, but by our own scale, which ranges in intensity from \u201cArtic Mouse squeak\u201d to \u201cPolar Bear bellow\u201d. (Adrian\u2019s \u201cDibs!\u201d was somewhere around \u201cSanta Stubbing His Toe on a Snowmobile.\u201d)\n<\/p>\n

\n\"\"The Shelf-Reach has proven to be the day\u2019s most challenging trial (given its participants\u2019 short stature) but Elf Jean-Marie<\/strong> has managed to reach the tippy-top in an impressive display of wit! Now in Second Place, Jean-Marie constructed a makeshift trampoline in a last minute game-changer. While she insists she found the \u201cold\u201d elastic from Santa\u2019s waistband in the recycling bin, we can help but notice the Boss\u2019s ill-fitting trousers and speculate foul play\u2026\n<\/p>\n

\nBut that\u2019s neither here nor there. Elf Meghan<\/strong> is in Third Place of the March, and has been struggling on the Spot-the-Real-Santa competition since this morning. Out of a line-up of nine imposters and one \u201creal deal\u201d, Meghan is still guessing. But hey, mistaken identity happens to the best of us\u2026 Those fake beards sure can be misleading!\n<\/p>\n

\nStay tuned for more Elf Week coverage this holiday weekend\u2026 Tomorrow\u2019s event: The Whippersnapper Round-up<\/em><\/strong>!<\/p>\n

Photo credits:\u00a0 Dave416<\/a> , Lady Dragonfly CC- Tinsel Time<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
On your mistletoes! Today is your final chance to grab those last-minute holiday gifts before Santa beats you to the tree. Now, we elves have spent an entire month posing for pictures in department stores across the globe, and frankly, our cheeks are getting tired\u2026 This Elf Week Mall Duty March<\/a> sure has been a doozy!<\/p>\n

Wild reindeer couldn\u2019t drag us back into the mall after this rigorous event, but if Christmas snuck up on you, you might still have some last minute items to pick-up. Unfortunately, it\u2019s a bit late for online shopping delivery, so you\u2019ve basically got no choice but to brave the mall. Whatever you do, don\u2019t panic! Just take a quick gander at these informative Elf Help articles, and you\u2019ll be ready to crank the sleigh back into shopping mode in no time\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2022 Shopping Therapy: Mall Stress-Busters<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2022 Man-Up at the Mall: A Guy\u2019s Holiday Game Plan
\n<\/a><\/p>\n

Now, here\u2019s what we\u2019ve been up to all day with the Mall Duty March\u2026<\/p>\n

Current Standings<\/h4>\n

Elf Adrian<\/strong> has officially yelled \u201cDibs!\u201d the loudest, earning First Place in this claims-staking event of the March. Apparently, he spotted an Amazon.com gift card he\u2019s been jonesing for all year, and simply couldn\u2019t contain himself.<\/div>\n

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