{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Good Cheer | Elfster Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.elfster.com\/blog","title":"The Elfster Guide to First-Class Teacher Gifts - Good Cheer | Elfster Blog","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"aVCzqHy0il\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.elfster.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/01\/the-elfster-guide-to-first-class-teacher-gifts\/\">The Elfster Guide to First-Class Teacher Gifts<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.elfster.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/01\/the-elfster-guide-to-first-class-teacher-gifts\/embed\/#?secret=aVCzqHy0il\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The Elfster Guide to First-Class Teacher Gifts&#8221; &#8212; Good Cheer | Elfster Blog\" data-secret=\"aVCzqHy0il\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.elfster.com\/blog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/blog.elfster.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Gifts-for-the-Teacher-jpg.avif","thumbnail_width":640,"thumbnail_height":359,"description":"We elves are no strangers to tall pointy hats, but we\u2019re no \u201cdunces\u201d when it comes to holiday teacher appreciation, either! We know that a great gift can ensure \u201cpet\u201d status for even the rowdiest of rough-housers, but it can also be surprisingly difficult to choose an appropriate, yet personal way to thank the instructor. Luckily, the answer to this holiday brain-teaser might be as close as your refrigerator door! That\u2019s right, your child\u2019s latest report card can serve as an excellent jumping-off point for selecting a primo present for the teacher. Today, we\u2019re giving you a few examples of how to decipher those cryptic comments, turning them into A+ gift ideas! All it takes is a little reading between the lines... Social Studies: \u201cI applaud Aiden\u2019s budding interest in archeology. But unfortunately, his most prolific excavation thus far has been of his own nose.\u201d This is desperate cry for help. While there is no known cure for childhood nose-picking, the best you can do is try to help your son\u2019s instructor encourage sanitary practices. These humorous tissue box covers are a good-natured and practical way to address the issue."}